From far off she could make out something
sitting in the road not moving. As she got closer
 she figured that it was a dog. When she was
certain that it was, the mutt's head turned to
to look at her. She stared back because 
what's the harm in staring back at that dumb
animal? As she got closer she started to get 
the chills as the dogs little beady eyes bore into
hers. As she slowly walked by, the dogs head slowly
turned keeping her in its view. When she
figured she was safely pass, she finall stopped
staring, and thats when it happened.
Slurp!
It took a great big lick of her hand! Wait. No.
Not licking. Tasting!